Cute wife Sms

How do I begin to tell you how lucky I am
to have you in my life?
I'll start by saying what a gift you gave me
the day you became my wife.



A wife is essential to great longevity; she is the receptacle of half a man's cares,
 and two-thirds of his ill-humor.


I love you because you saved and gave your self to me
I love and respect you, that I hope that you see

Funny Wife sms

Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife: Woh Kya?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!

Husband biwi se Phone par:
"Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"
Biwi (ghussay se):
Zeher
Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.