Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife: Woh Kya?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!
Husband biwi se Phone par:
"Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"
Biwi (ghussay se):
Zeher
Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.
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